January 2011
*cough, cough* I'm sick.
Boo, you whore.
And by “you whore,” I mean this fucking disease I seem to have contracted. AAAAAAAHRFJUIKHEOU1PDTISEDJKSI.
Fucking flu. Friekhofri1gjfure2owgjtufdyrk1i >.<
I will be my own valentine because I'm fucking...
My little brother went to a birthday party.
It was a sleepover. At mothereffing Disneyland.
This ten year old kid had his birthday at Disneyland with lunch at Club 33.
My bro was super jazzed and went and everything and was given money for souveniers and what does he buy?
Two lightsabers. TOURIST. TRAP. He paid a shitload at Disneyland for what he could have gotten at Target.
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I don't speak German, but I can if you like.
“Well, the sky could be blue, I don’t mind, without you it’s a waste of time.”
– Coldplay, “Strawberry Swing” (via bixbycanyon)
Have a biscuit, Potter.
Professor McGonagall: Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You called her a liar?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.
Harry Potter: Have – what?
Girls, shut the fuck up complaining about periods
stephenell:
castiel-:
milk-and-eggs-bitch-:
You know roughly when it’s gonna happen, it’s only a little bit of cramp, you lie in bed moaning about it half the time, i don’t see what the problem is, a guy can be hit in the balls whenever, any time, any place, and it kills, we get it a lot worse than you, a small tap to the nuts can be excruciating and you have no idea, if you add up all the...
29462.) I still feel like shit for trusting you.
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I just wanted to state something that has been...
theatomicboom:
I remember when he died vividly, i was at school and i was being picked up only minutes after i found out the news. My friend’s dad picked us up and she told him what happened to him and almost started crying (she’s a huge fan of Heath) and her dad wasn’t even remotely sad, he was actually HAPPY. Why?
“Well, what’s the big deal? Didn’t he play that fag in “Brokeback Mountain”?...
I just wanted to state something that has been... →
theatomicboom:
I remember when he died vividly, i was at school and i was being picked up only minutes after i found out the news. My friend’s dad picked us up and she told him what happened to him and almost started crying (she’s a huge fan of Heath) and her dad wasn’t even remotely sad, he…
Mean Girls 2 comes out tomorrow...
socialitestudio:
seege-:
exactly how i feeel…
“But screw your courage to the sticking-place and we’ll not fail.”
– William Shakespeare (via blobattack)
WAIT UP--
Snooki has a Snuggie?
Jersey Shore, why am I watching you?
Watch
Getting My Period
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is getting my period. I didn’t realize how painful and inconvenient it would be. I wish I could return it.
[Female, 15]
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